Poof

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie - -*poof*- - you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

So, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, " *I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." - -*poof*- - The mirror swallows her.

Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the s e x i e s t woman alive." - -*poof*- - The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and
says, "I think...." *POOF*!!!!!!!